01- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
02- You know stuff about tanks.
03- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
04- You can open all your own jars.
05- Dry Cleaners and Haircutters don't rob you blind.
06- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
07- You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
08- You can leave the motel bed unmade.
09- You can kill your own food.
10- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
11- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
12- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
still be your friend.
13- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
14- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
15- Everything on your face stays its original color.
16- You can quietly enjoy a ride from the passengers seat.
17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
18- You don't have to clean your apartment just because the meter
reader is coming.
19- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
20- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours,
without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me".
21- Same work .... More pay.
22- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
23- Wedding dress - $2,000.- Tuxedo rental -75 bucks.
24- You don't mooch off other's desserts.
25- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
26- If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you
just might become lifelong friends.
27- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice
28- You are not expected to know the name of more than five colors.
29- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30- You almost never have strap problems in public.
31- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33- You don't have to shave below your neck.
34- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
35- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
36- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
37- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
38- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
39- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
December 24th, in 45 minutes.